Since the B-List started as sort of a mini-high school reunion, we thought the best way to introduce our group members would be through their senior yearbook entries. Here they are, in alphabetical order.
Name: Anna Acquaviva
Activities: Young Republicans (9-12); Fellowship of Christian Students (9-10); Champions of Chastity (10, 12); Future Homemakers of America (11-12)
Ambition: To achieve a rewarding career, financial success and personal fulfillment. Then, to watch all of those things be completely obliterated by having children.
Quote: "That would not be prudish at this juncture."
Name: Brian Alspach
Activities: Computer Club (9-12); Dot Matrix Appreciation Society (10-12); Commodore 64 Enthusiasts (9, 11-12)
Ambition: Ever see the movie Tron? Basically that.
Quote: "Open the podbay doors, HAL..."
Name: Brandon Beilis
Activities: Fake Fighting Society (9-12); Ventriloquist Association (12); Saturday Detention (9-12)
Ambition: To make a career out of doing improv, preferably in a group not consisting of people I went to high school with.
Awards: Most Likely to Force His Teachers Into Early Retirement
Name: Jennifer Colasanti
Activities: Fall Comedy (9-12); Spring Musical (9-12); Amish Cultural Society (9-10)
Ambition: Anything but a high school drama teacher.
Awards: Most Likely Never to Escape This Place
Name: Kimberly Conzo
Activities: Impressionists Society (11-12); High Energy People (9-12); French and Indian War Reenactment Club (10-11)
Ambition: To be persuaded by a future boyfriend to join his friends' lame improv group.
Quote: "KIT... whatever the hell that means."
Name: Ed Ford
Activities: Sunshine Club (9-10); Candystripers (10-12); German Culture Club (11)
Ambition: Vengeance.
Quote: "Someday, I promise that I will destroy every last one of you. Have a great summer!"
Name: Craig Kirschner
Activities: Concert Band (9-12); Marching Band (9-12); Jazz Band (9-12); Alexander's Ragtime Band (9-12)
Ambition: Saxophone player for Guns 'n Roses
Quote: "Stop putting oatmeal in my sound hole!"
Name: Michael A. Stein
Activities: Future Asian Business Leaders of America (9-12); Chess Club (10); Theater Detoxification Club (10-12); Ace of Base Fan Club (10); Hallway Monitor (12)
Ambition: In ten years, I want to be exactly where I am right now.
Quote: "This whole e-mail thing will never replace my beeper."
Name: Dan Strafford
Activities: Future Bob Costases of America (12); Pale, Skinny and Kinda Smart (9-12); Monotone Glee Club (11-12); Baseball (9)
Ambition: To talk for a living.
Quote: "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way"